Sean (pronounced SHAWN) Some call him the original smart ass, and that's actually not too far from the truth! Sean was voted the class clown three years in a row and has spent the better part of his life staying true to his title. Whether it be with some quick wit here or a classic sarcastic retort there, this guy swims in a league of his own and eats weaker folks like you for breakfast! Punchline in hand, he's always walking he and Mark into some sort of trouble or another, making even a routine trip to the grocery store an adventure! All the mischief aside, however, Sean is still a pretty decent guy once you get to know him... Mark Sean's best friend and partner in crime, Mark is the voice of reason between the two and has been known to bail the pair out of trouble on more than one occasion! Although he tends to stray on the quiet side and think before he acts, he certainly wouldn't be considered shy by any means and has no qualms about standing up for what he believes in. Mark is quite the well-respected individual, earning the admiration of the ladies and their parents alike and leaving Sean green with envy! He may be viewed by everyone else as more down-to-earth of the two friends, yet their wacky hijynks just wouldn't be the same with anybody else... Kellie Your typical gorgeous, yet surprisingly dim-witted blond, Kellie has glided through life this far solely on her looks and has no intentions of slowing down any time soon! She is the object of every man's affections and, as she continues to live off of her parents' fortune, she can usually be found at either the beach, the bar, or the library (...just kidding!). Although Kellie dates frequently and easily has one of the most active social lives around, she is horrible when it comes to actually maintaining relationships of any kind and often finds herself bored within a few weeks at best. She is hot, though - isn't she? Lane The complete opposite of Kellie, Lane is a constantly-frustrated college student who shuffles a full class-load and several part-time jobs to make it all come together. Although she certainly isn't of the same caliber that Kellie comes from, Lane is still considered one of the more attractive members of her gender, but unfortunately she's always on the run from one job to another that most men hardly stand a chance! Lane is studying to be a psychologist and taking her studies very seriously, she absolutely loves school and thrives on anything intellectual. Needless to say, her current waitressing job doesn't exactly quench this everlasting thirst for knowledge... Max (the Token Black Guy) "A judge with a grudge," as some like to refer to him, Max is probably the most educated African American you will ever meet, and he personally takes it upon himself to remind you of that every chance he gets! Although originally brought into the area because it was simply too white to begin with, Max made a point to overcome any racial profiling that could possibly have been implied and quickly climbed up the social ladder until he reached the top and was given the power of the final word in the district's judicial system. Trust us - you don't want to mess with him! Ian (the Token Irish Guy) Added into the strip basically because it needed more than just the standard blond and brunette pretty-boys, Ian is your average, fiery redhead who's always got something on his mind and never seems to have a problem with sharing! He could actually prove to be quite the suave guy, if not for the company that he keeps, but instead Ian finds himself at the other end of most punchlines, supporting his buddies and trying his best to make it through the day without stereotyping himself any further... Steve Just trying to make it in a bug-eat-bug world, Steve responsibly performs his civic duties by faithfully reporting to his blue-collar job at the factory five days a week, putting in well over ten hours on any given day, yet still not getting the respect he truly deserves. Actually a rather easy-going chap if you happen to catch him in a pleasant atmosphere, Steve just happens to be one stressed-out grasshopper who could really use a vacation! The Muffin A talking muffin, but not just any talking muffin! This particular talking muffin is something of a 'fraidy cat, always complaining about his impending doom and various other political situations which he really doesn't have much control over. One would think that a good fifteen minutes or so in the oven would pretty much silence him for good, but we've yet to be so lucky... Brandi The absolute center of attention, Brandi is a dog-of-all-trades who does a little bit of every to keep herself busy. Always up on the high fashion and sporting the very best of whatever's popular at the time, she proudly recognizes her status as a role model for anyone on two legs or four! Quite easily the most upstanding creature known to man, this strip just wouldn't be possible without her... (...I had to say that because she was standing behind me while I typed it!)